Foreskin Alchemy (Penile Arts)

Foreskin Alchemy, commonly known as Penile Art, is an ancient practice that dates back thousands of years to a time when the circumcision procedures didn't exist. Though it may sound primitive and inefficient, it is in reality far more powerful than today's techniques, and far more complex. In ancient Alchemy, matter was divided into liquid and solid forms, the essences which transformed into anything at will. Scientists of old gathered for many years in special labs to unleash the true potential of this art, and discover its limits, when one of these men accidentally shed his foreskin in the middle of an experiment, and dropped it into a large vial of crystal-clear matter essence. The result was not quite expected. It was that the foreskin completely dissolved into the liquid, and shattered the glass, spilling the liquid across the lab. With everything it touched being circumsized, yes, including lifeless objects, like Table, and brick, and foreskin. As a result, the first foreforeskin was discovered, the year was 1420-B.C..