Battle of the Salamo

Introduction
Thoughout the years this universe has been through, conflicts were seen as a common thing. Nations attacking for the purpose of expansion, resources, conflict of beliefs, etc.., the usual things. But what if I told you there was a war that threatened to end it all. To destroy everything the word universe means. To end the era of the mighty Bean Gods, and to establish an era of tyranny, bloodshed, and foreskin incinerating?

History
The term Salamo is a reference to the biggest most devastating war the universe has ever seen. And it all started here in dimension 5-Y.E.D., also known as the dimension of calamities. Common bases of conflict generally revolve around resources, and, this war is no exception. The reason behind it was the devastating attack of the Time Barriers on 192 races which worshipped the Foreskin. Ultimately annihilating 72% of the foreskin numbers which existed at the time.

The Time Barriers, in their nature, despise the four elements of power that fuel the universe. Beans, rice, egg, and foreskin. This attack was launched to cripple the numbers of foreskin used to fuel the power of many strong dimensions such as 5-Y.E.D and 10-A.H. which we talked about in the previous episode. As a result, the dimensions could not fight against the attack, and were doomed to an eternity in 2007 at the hands of the notorious African Time Barrier.

Meanwhile, a resistance formed in Sector 29 which held many dimensions such as 28-Y.E.S., 8-Y.U.D., and 14-Y.A.S., for the purpose of freeing the trapped dimensions and restoring balance to the universe. For that purpose, an alliance was formed which was known as the SaI Union. This force, with 96 races that provided more that 1017 trillion combat units. Took the fight to the Time Barriers on February the 12th, 2007. What was waiting for them, however, in front of the barrier, was a force equal in numbers and power. A second alliance of the races supporting the barrier movement, combining Bragglers, Broglers, and the enslaved Braeds, along with 13 other races. Named the Alamo Squad

The battle began as soon as the forces were in sight. No other battle was fought that fiercly and that bravely. Neither of the sides faltered, and, under that factor, the battle raged on for 281 years under the Time Barrier effect. But what happened during th 282nd year of the War was quite unexpected. A soldier of the SaI Union revealed a hidden stash of Beans which was smuggled past the Barriers. This stash was distributed among the SaI troops, providing a godlike boost in power. Pushing through the Alamo forces shortly after, the latter began to crumble under the mighty force of the Bean. Surrendering shortly after. The universe has never seen a more glorious day than the day of victory. The barriers receded, the dimensions were freed, and all rejoiced at the taste of victory, and the incarceration of the Alamo hostages, deep in the rainbow void of 5-Y.E.D.. The soldier who provided the beans was later crowned the king of 5-Y.E.D. as gratitude from the inhabitants. His rule still continues to this day, songs are still heard about his boundless courage. Krillin the Great. The Battle of the Salamo lives in the hearts of all those who fought in it and survived to tell the tales of their fallen comrades. And the battle would be known to every generation that came after. The losses were grave. And the battle was tough. But the warriors of good prevailed, and brough peace to the universe once more. Remember the Salamo.